Sholay Dialogues By Software Engineer

Ye software nahin, phasi ka phanda hain, developer… !

 

Kitne bugs they, Sambha ?

 

Chal Dhanno!!! Aaj Basanti ke appraisal ka sawaal hai!

 

Hum angrezo ke zamane ke developer hain!

 

Jo jaldi gaya ..samjho mar gaya !

 

Gabbar se keh do…..Ramgadh walon ne software develop karana band kar diya hai…

 

Deployment kab hai… kab hai deployment?

 

Yeh source code hamein de de developer….

 

Arey Oh Sambha, Kitna increment rakkha hai re HR ne ham par ??

 

Door kisi cubicle mein jab developer bura code likhta hai toh TL kehta hai :

Bete code sudhar, nahi to tester aa jayega….

 

Engineer, maine aapka module develop kiya hai……..

Ab test kar………

 

Yoonke, dekhne wali baat toh yeh hai, mujhe increment kab milega…….?

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