Retired Husband And Wife

A Woman Came Home To Find Her Retired Husband Waving A Rolled Up Newspaper Round His Head.Wife: What Are You Doing Dear
Husband:Swatting Flies – I Got 3 Males And 2 Females.

Wife: How Do You Know Which Gender They Were?
Husband:Easy – 3 Were On The Beer, And The Other 2 Were On The Phone.

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