Funny Sardar Joke

In a train, a Funny Sardar keep his luggage above the seat at luggage place. A man was sitting below.
Man: Sardarji, place your luggage somewhere else. It will fell on mine.
Sardar: Don’t worry friend, there is no breakable item in it.hahahahha

Funny Student Joke

Principal: If any boy is found in or around girl’s hostel, he will be fined Rs 400 for first time, Rs 800 for second time & Rs 1200 for third time.
Funny Student: How much will you charge for monthly pass, sir ?

Funny Gaali SMS Joke

Kutte………Kaminey………..Harami………….Dhokebaaz
Ullu ke Patthe………Besharam……..Chutiya……….Kaamchor

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