Shaadi Shuda Bhakt Aur Bhagwan

Ek shaadi shuda bhakt ne bhagwan se kaha,
“Aapne aurat ko itna sunder kyon banaya hai?”
Bhagwan bole,”Taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.”
Bhakt bola, “ to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”
Bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki wo tumse pyaar kar sake.”

God Help Husbands

Ek husband god se bola, “India se Russia tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.” 
God bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.”

Husband bola, “To phir aap meri wife ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.” 
God bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.”

Funny Murgi Joke

Ek murgi market gayi, aur dukaandar se boli, “ek anda dena.”
Dukaandar bola, “sharm nahin aati, murgi hokar anda mangti ho.”
Murgi boli, “mere pati ne kaha hai ki 3 rupyee ke ande ke liye
apna figure kharab mat karo.”