Funny Friendship SMS

I asked to god why my friend is so sweet so Beautiful, So Kind, So Gorgeous?
God said Ye Sangat Ka Asar Hai, Jaise Tum Waise Tumhara Dost !!
Love You Friend !!

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Pandit Aur Kundli

Pappu: Pandit Ji meri kundli dekh ke batao meri life mein kitni ladkiyan aayegi….
Pandit: Baccha teri kundli kehti hai teri life mein 6 ladkiyan aayegi….
Pappu: Kya baat hai pandit ji maza aa gaya…..
Pandit: Jyada khush mat ho baccha usme se 1 teri biwi aur 5 betiyan hogi !!