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Pandit Aur Kundli

Pappu: Pandit Ji meri kundli dekh ke batao meri life mein kitni ladkiyan aayegi….
Pandit: Baccha teri kundli kehti hai teri life mein 6 ladkiyan aayegi….
Pappu: Kya baat hai pandit ji maza aa gaya…..
Pandit: Jyada khush mat ho baccha usme se 1 teri biwi aur 5 betiyan hogi !!

Girls Period Joke

Ek Girls School Mein Class Mein Bada Hi Shor Ho Raha Tha, Aur Class Mein Koi Teacher Bhi Nahi Thha
Shor Ko Sunte Hue Principal Class Mein Aayi Aur Gusse Se Boli

Principal: “Girls Kis Ka Period Chal Raha Hai”

Sharmate Hue 5 Ladkiya Khadi Ho Gayi

Teacher And Friendship Joke

Teacher: Bacho waada karo kabhi sharab,cigrate nahi piyoge,
Bacchey: nahi piyenge
Teacher: girls ka picha nahi karoge
Bacchey: nahi karenge
Teacher: girls se friendship nahi karogae
Bacchey: nahi karenge
Teacher: or watan pe zindagi qurban karogae
Bacchey: Kar denge ,aisi zindagi ka or karna bhi kya hai