Funny 25th Wedding Anniversary Joke

During their 25th wedding anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn’t talk for an hour?” The hubby replied: “Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour and day of my life.”

Funny Nonveg Question

A Very Funny Nonveg Question:
Teacher In Class: Baccho Kinhi 13 Fruits Ke Naam Batao
One of him answered…. Madam

2 Toh Sonali Ke Santre,

2 Sanjana Ki Mausamiyan,

2 Anita Ke Tarbooz,

2 Kiran Ke Kharbujhe,

2 Pooja Ke Chiku,

Or Mera 1 Kela Aur 2 Nibu….

Funny Prem Patra

A funny love letter (Prem Patra) by a software engineer to his girlfriend !!

Dear Suman,

Shayad mere pyar ko
test karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye…

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga…

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo..

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning…
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 10 errors aur 5 warning..

Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I dont like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space.

Your’s Premi,

Pappu