Flirt Air Hostess

During a flight, pappu got fascinated by a flirt air hostess…

Pappu: What’s your name dear?

Air hostess: My name is “BENZ”

Pappu: Nice name! Any relation with Mercedes Benz?

Air hostess: Same price, Sir!

Engineer Student

Ek engineer student ki antim iccha –
Mujhe jala dena, Ya dafna dena,
Jab maru to 1 ghoot beer ka pila dena,
Main tajmahal nahi chahta dosto,
Meri kabr par bus ek girls hostel bana dena!!

Funny Wedding Certificate

One day pappu was searching for something in his safe for hours.
Wife : What are you searching for?
Pappu : I give up. I was searching for our wedding certificate.
Wife : But why? Why you are searching…….
Pappu : I was searching for the expiry dates…..