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Funny Marriage Anniversary Wishes

Funny Jokes You Can Use As Marriage Anniversary Wishes

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, ‘You know, I was a fool when I married you.’ The husband replied, ‘Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.’

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘Wife wanted’ . Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.  Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her.
Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
A husband said to his wife, ‘No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.’

Wedding Ring

At the kitty party, one woman said to her friend, ‘Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?’ The other replied, ‘Yes, I am, I married the wrong man actually.

Funny Facts About Marriage

Some Funny Facts About Marriage

    1. The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
    2. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
    3. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
    4. How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
    5. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
    6. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.