A man meets god on his wife’s birthday. God tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his wife gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, ‘OK, give me one million dollar and beat me half to death.’
Some Funny Facts About Marriage
- The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
- When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
- How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
- I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
- Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
A best funny example of Husband Happiness
Husband: Sir, meri wife kho gayi hai…..report likhlo !!
Officer: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke police station mein report likhao…
Husband: Kya karu, KHUSHI KE MAREY kuch samaj hee nahi aa raha…
Funny Laluji Teen Mahine Obama Ke Paas Engish Ki Training Lekar India Aaye
Ek Din Unhe Ek Call Aaya. Laluji Bole Who Is Speaking?. Jawab Tha Hum Sasura Obama Bol Raha Hoon.
Boy to Gym coach: I want 2 impress this cute girl, which machine should I use?
Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym.