Pappu Aur Papa

Pappu: Papa Papa, gajab ho gaya, bhai darwaja nahi khol raha hai….

Papa: Kal uski suhagraat thi, so raha hoga…. Sone de

Pappu: Nahi Papa, Kal raat ko bhai ne cold cream mangi thi maine galti se FAVICOL de diya tha….

Old Man Honeymoon

A Young Girl After Her Honeymoon Came Fully Exhausted And Tired.

Her Friends Asked Her What Happened?

She Replied: “When This 70 Year Old Bastard Told Me He Has Saved A Lot From Last 50 Years, I Thought It Was Money“

Funniest Wish Ever

One Day Pappu and Bholu Were Walking Together In A Garden.

They Met A Genie, He Granted Them 3 Wishes.

1st Wish

Pappu: “Make All The Females In This Area Beautiful Girls.”

Bholu: “Give Me A Helmet”

Pappu Got Confused Seeing Bholu’s Wish

2nd Wish

Pappu: “Make All Females In This City Beautiful Girls”

Bholu: “Give Me A Bike”

Pappu Thought That Bholu Is Fool

3rd Wish

Pappu: “Make All Females In This World Beautiful Girls”

Bholu Sat On The Bike, And Drove Away Saying the Funniest Wish Ever…….

“Make This Idiot Gay“

Chicken And Waiter

One day pappu went 2 hotel for dinner, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.

Pappu: Murge ki taange kahan gayi bhai?

Waiter: Sir, Murga langda tha….

Pappu: Aur Dil kahan gaya?

Waiter: Sir, Murgi ne chura liya….

Pappu: Abey toh Dimaag toh hona chahiye?

Waiter: Sir, actually murga MENTAL tha…