Some Funny Facts About Marriage
- The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
- When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
- How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
- I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
- Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
A best funny example of Husband Happiness
Husband: Sir, meri wife kho gayi hai…..report likhlo !!
Officer: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke police station mein report likhao…
Husband: Kya karu, KHUSHI KE MAREY kuch samaj hee nahi aa raha…
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Boy to Gym coach: I want 2 impress this cute girl, which machine should I use?
Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym.
Pappu: Yaar meri girlfriend ka birthday hai mein kya gift doon?
Bholu: Kaise dekhti hai teri girlfriend?
Boy: Kya batau yaar eyes aishwarya jaisi, baal kareena jaise …
Bholu: Ek kaam kar usko mera numbr de de.