Gardan Pe Talwar Joke

Pappu Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne Pakad Liya Aur Kaid Kar Liya
Unka Leader Aya Aur Pappu Ke Gardan Pe Talwar Rakh Ke Bola
Leader: “Oye, Ya To Islaam Kabool Karo, Nahi To Gala Kaat Diya Jayega”
Pappu Rote Hue: “Yaar, Kesa Ajeeb Dharam Hai Tumhara, Kabool Karo To Susu Kaat Dete Ho, Na Karo To Gardan“

Self Control Joke

Pappu Aur Uska Freind Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahey They
Pappu: “Oye, Tujhe Pata Hai Kal Meine Ek Ladki Ko Rape Hone Se Bacha Liya”
Dost Hairani Se: “Sachh Mein, Wah Bhai Wah Par Kaise?”
Pappu: “Self Control, Yaar Self Control“