Funny Facts About Marriage

Some Funny Facts About Marriage

    1. The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
    2. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
    3. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
    4. How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
    5. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
    6. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

      Husband Happiness

      A best funny example of Husband Happiness

      Husband: Sir, meri wife kho gayi hai… likhlo !!
      Officer: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke police station mein report likhao…
      Husband: Kya karu, KHUSHI KE MAREY kuch samaj hee nahi aa raha…