A regular brothel visitor man got married one day and after his first night he went straight to his best friend and started crying.
What’s the matter? asked his friend.
You know, yaar, as per my habit, I woke her up in the morning and gave her a five hundred rupee note, He said.
His friend exclaimed, “So what! Try to explain it to her and ask her to forget your past and lead a happy married life”
That’s not the problem,’ he said angrily, “My wife gave me a hundred rupee back”