>>After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
>>Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
>>Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
>>Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils … – Louis Hector Berlioz
>>What you call dog with no legs?
Don’t matter what you call him, he ain’t gonna come.