Funny Quotes About Life

>>I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown

>>Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

>>There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

>>I could’ve eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!

>>How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?