Funny Jokes You Can Use As Marriage Anniversary Wishes
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, ‘You know, I was a fool when I married you.’ The husband replied, ‘Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.’
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘Wife wanted’ . Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her.
Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
A husband said to his wife, ‘No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.’