Some Funny Facts About Marriage
- The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
- When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
- How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
- I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
- Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.