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Funny Facebook Quotes

Check out the best top 10 collection of the best Funny Facebook Quotes

 

  • Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

 

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

 

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

 

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

 

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

 

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

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