Funny Diwali Sms Joke

Husband Drunk, Came To Home
Wife At Door: How Dare You? You Promised Me That You Did Not Drink Without Any Occasion, Then Why You Drunk Today?

Funny Husband: Darling, The Festival Of Crackers Diwali Is Coming….

Wife: So What ? What’s New In That…

Husband: We Need Bottles To Light Rockets Dear….

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