Collection of One Liners(Line) Jokes On Engineers
A scientist can discover a new star, but he cannot make one. He would have to ask an engineer to do that.
Electrical Engi…. do it with less resistance.
Electrical Engineers do it with more power and at higher frequency.
Eng…: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.
When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don’t throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engin…..