Teacher: Jab Bhi Kisi Ladki Ko Mirgi Ke Daure Aaye, Use Lambe Samay Tak Kiss Karo, Wah Thik Ho Jaayegi.
Student: Wo Sab To Thik Hai, Par Use Ye Daure Dilaaye Kaise??

Teacher: Jab Hum Ball Ko Upar Fainkte Hain, To Wo Wapas Neeche Kyun Aati Hain?
Pappu: Sir, Upar Koi Catch Karne Waala Nahi Hai Isliye.

Teacher: Where Are You Born?
Pappu:: tiruchirapalli
Teacher: Please Spell It??
Funny Pappu: Sorry sir, I was Born In Goa..

Teacher: Zameen par rehne waley jaanwar bacche dete hain, Hawa mein udne waley jaanwar andey dete hain !
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??

Student: “Air Hostess!”

Teacher - Batao jo galat kaam karte hain wo kahan jaate hain ?
Funny Student – Sharmare hue bola sir any public park