Sardar was asked to explain in English: "Dukh hamesha sath rehta hai magar khushi aati jati rehti hai."

The Sardar :- My wife is with me but her sister comes and goes !!!

A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he sees a sardar. He asked a question to him:

Tourist: Any great men born in this village?

Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

Ek sardar morning mein apne kutte ke sath jogging karne ke liye nikla.

His Friend: Oye yeh subah subah gadhe ke saath kaha jaa rahe ho?

Sardar: Oye yeh gadha nahi kutta hai.

Rudra: Oye main kutte se hi pochh raha hoon.

Sardar joined new job and a very first day, he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening ?

Sardar: Sir actually, keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I was arranging them in right order….

Ek sardar cycle chalate aur gungunate howey kahin ja raha tha rastye mein ek aurat se takra betha…

Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”

Sardar hairat se… “Poora cycle maar diya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”