One day pappu went 2 hotel for dinner, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.
Pappu: Murge ki taange kahan gayi bhai?
Waiter: Sir, Murga langda tha….
Pappu: Aur Dil kahan gaya?
Waiter: Sir, Murgi ne chura liya….
Pappu: Abey toh Dimaag toh hona chahiye?
Waiter: Sir, actually murga SARDAR tha…
In a stormy night, a gentleman came to a pizza shop on his bike to buy pizza.
Funny Shopkeeper: are you married?
Funny gentleman: What do you think, my mom will send me to take pizza in this thunderstorm?
Interviewer: Imagine you are in a room. the room catches fire. How will you escape.
Funny Sardar: Just stop imagining.
Hindi Man to Sardar: Your wife demanded a car but why did you give her a diamond ring?
Desi Sardar: From where could I get her a fake car?
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.