Chicken And Waiter

One day pappu went 2 hotel for dinner, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.

Pappu: Murge ki taange kahan gayi bhai?

Waiter: Sir, Murga langda tha….

Pappu: Aur Dil kahan gaya?

Waiter: Sir, Murgi ne chura liya….

Pappu: Abey toh Dimaag toh hona chahiye?

Waiter: Sir, actually murga SARDAR tha…

Funny Gentleman Joke

In a stormy night, a  gentleman came to a pizza shop on his bike to buy pizza.

Funny Shopkeeper: are you married?

Funny gentleman: What do you think, my mom will send me to take pizza in this thunderstorm?