Nonveg Jokes And Sms Collection In Hindi And English.

High Blood Pressure

Doctor: Nurse, Tumne Bed No.5 Wale Patient Ka Blood Pressure Check Kiya ??
Nurse: Haan Doctor 4 Baar Blood Pressure Check Kar Chuki Hoon, Har Baar High Ho Raha Hai…

Doctor: Kuch Sochne Ke Baad Bola: “Abki Bar Check Karo To Apni T-Shirt Ke Uper Ke Button Band Karke Check Karna“

Funny Nonveg Question

A Very Funny Nonveg Question:
Teacher In Class: Baccho Kinhi 13 Fruits Ke Naam Batao
One of him answered…. Madam

2 Toh Sonali Ke Santre,

2 Sanjana Ki Mausamiyan,

2 Anita Ke Tarbooz,

2 Kiran Ke Kharbujhe,

2 Pooja Ke Chiku,

Or Mera 1 Kela Aur 2 Nibu….

Mallu Aunty Joke

Ek Baar Ek Ladke Ne Apni Mummy Se Pucha: “Mummy Tum Har Roj Papa Ke Uper Chad Ke Jump Kyu Marti Ho?”

Mummy: “Tere Papa Ke Pet Mein Bhari Hui Hawa Nikalne Key Liye!!”
Ladka: “Koi Fayda Nahi Hai Mummy Apne Pados Wali Mallu Aunty Roj Aakar Apne Muh Se Dobara Hawa Bhar Jati Hai“

Funny Sasural Joke In Hindi

Ek Bar Husband Apni Wife Ke Sath Apne Sasural Jaata Hai
Ek Din Vahan Husband Biwi Se Kahta Hai: “Chalo Aaj Mood Bana Lein”
Biwi : “Nahi Ye Mere Papa Ka Ghar Hai”
Funny Husband: To Kya Mere Baap Ka Ghar Red Light Area Hai Jo To Roz Taiyar Ho Jati Ho

Bose DK At Airport

Boss To Travel Operator: Book My Ticket For London.. Aur Suno Mera Naam ” D.K BOSE ” Likhwana….!

Secretory: Woh Kyun Sir ?
Boss: Yeh Log Airport Pe Mera Naam “BOSE D.K” Announce Karte Hain…