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High Blood Pressure

Doctor: Nurse, Tumne Bed No.5 Wale Patient Ka Blood Pressure Check Kiya ??
Nurse: Haan Doctor 4 Baar Blood Pressure Check Kar Chuki Hoon, Har Baar High Ho Raha Hai…

Doctor: Kuch Sochne Ke Baad Bola: “Abki Bar Check Karo To Apni T-Shirt Ke Uper Ke Button Band Karke Check Karna“

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Funny Nonveg Question

A Very Funny Nonveg Question:
Teacher In Class: Baccho Kinhi 13 Fruits Ke Naam Batao
One of him answered…. Madam

2 Toh Sonali Ke Santre,

2 Sanjana Ki Mausamiyan,

2 Anita Ke Tarbooz,

2 Kiran Ke Kharbujhe,

2 Pooja Ke Chiku,

Or Mera 1 Kela Aur 2 Nibu….

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Mallu Aunty Joke

Ek Baar Ek Ladke Ne Apni Mummy Se Pucha: “Mummy Tum Har Roj Papa Ke Uper Chad Ke Jump Kyu Marti Ho?”

Mummy: “Tere Papa Ke Pet Mein Bhari Hui Hawa Nikalne Key Liye!!”
Ladka: “Koi Fayda Nahi Hai Mummy Apne Pados Wali Mallu Aunty Roj Aakar Apne Muh Se Dobara Hawa Bhar Jati Hai“

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Funny Sasural Joke In Hindi

Ek Bar Husband Apni Wife Ke Sath Apne Sasural Jaata Hai
Ek Din Vahan Husband Biwi Se Kahta Hai: “Chalo Aaj Mood Bana Lein”
Biwi : “Nahi Ye Mere Papa Ka Ghar Hai”
Funny Husband: To Kya Mere Baap Ka Ghar Red Light Area Hai Jo To Roz Taiyar Ho Jati Ho

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Bose DK At Airport

Boss To Travel Operator: Book My Ticket For London.. Aur Suno Mera Naam ” D.K BOSE ” Likhwana….!

Secretory: Woh Kyun Sir ?
Boss: Yeh Log Airport Pe Mera Naam “BOSE D.K” Announce Karte Hain…