First Friend: I am getting married because I’m tired of cooking, cleaning house, & doing laundry.. . .
Second Friend: Strange, I am taking divorce for the same reason
Shaadi Barbadi Examples Before and After
Before – Agar Tum Na Hote
After – Agar Tum Na Hote
Before – Maine Pyar Kiya
After – Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
Before – Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
After – Kuch Nahi Hota Hai
Before – Dil To Pagal Hai
After – Dil To Pagal Tha
Before – Ek Duje Ke Liye
After – Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye
Before – Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
After – Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge
Before – Chandramukhi
After – Jwaalamukhi
Before – Kuwara Baap
After – Bechara Baap
Before – Titanic
After – Mortgage
Before – Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
After – Barbadi Ka Kaaran
Before – Yes Boss
After – Yes Boss
Before – Mere Sapno Ki Rani
After – Chutki Ki Amma
Before – Kabhi Kabhi
After – If you are lucky
Before – Aao Pyar Karen
After – Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?
Love Aur Arrange Marriage Me Kya difference Hai
Love Marriage Me Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Karte Hain
Arrange Marriage Me
Kisi Aur Ki 😉
Chaman: Yaar maine apni pheonce ko gift dena hai, kya doon tu bata tujhe to experience hai "As You Are Married"
Naman: Gold ring de de best hai…
Chaman: Nahi yaar koi badi cheez bata…
Naman: Ek kaam kar MRF ka tyre le jaa ring se toh bada hee hai.
On a romantic date chaman’s girlfriend asks him:
“Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?”
He said: “Sure ! What’s your mobile phone number?”