Wife Ne Pati Se Gale Lagkar Poocha, Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hoon. Husband Ne Jawab Diye, Tumne Bhagwan Shankar Ke Gale Main Saanp Dekha Hain Na, Waisi Lag Rahi Ho
Once Husband And Wife Went To The Doctor. And Wife Said That My Husband Has Lack Of Sleep Now Some Days Before.
Doctor Said; Take These Sleeping Pills
Husband Said: When I Have To Take This.
Funny Doctor said: It’s For Your Wife.
Indian Wife Apne Husband Ko A.G Sunte Ho Kyu Bolti Hai….
Ab Sab Ke Saamne Abey Gadhe Sunte Ho Toh Keh Nahi Sakti,
Yeh Hai Bhartiya Naari !!
husband wife jokes in hindi language(Funny Collection)
Shaadi Ke 1 Saal Baad Humne Yeh Jaana…..
Ki Har Woh Pati Udaas Hai;
Jiski Biwi Lambi Chutti Ke Baad Maayke Se Wapas Aane Wali Hai.
Bholu To Newly Married Pappu: How’s Your Married Life
Pappu: Not Good Yaar
Bholu: Why, What Happen?
Pappu: You Know What’s My Wife Name….
Bholu: I Don’t Know…
Pappu: Her Name Is “Google”
Bholu: What Kind Of Name Is That?
Pappu: Wherever I Am, She Find Me
Wife: Suniye Kahte Hain Jo Aadmi Accha Karm Karta Hai Woh Swarg Mein Jaata Hai,
Aur Apsarayein Unka Dyan Rakhti Hai, Phir Aurton Ke Sath Kya Hota Hai….
Husband: Kuch Nahi, Bhagwan Majloomo Ki Hee Sunta Hai
Nice Husband Wife Fighting Joke Funny In English.
Wife (On Mobile): Where are you idiot, I am waiting for you from last two hours, We were suppose to go for a movie today?
Husband: Sweetheart, you remember that saari shop where you saw that saari and totally mad and I didn’t have much money that time to buy that one, “Darling, I will buy that saari one day for you.
Wife (Politely): Oh, I see my love!
Husband:I am at the beer shop next to that saari shop!
Wife: Go to hell, you stupid!