Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Pappu: Oh Yesss!!! (Jumping in Joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Pappu: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy as you have this serious disease?
Pappu: Because that proves that I have a brain!
Tarki Patient To Nurse: I love you, Tumne toh mera dil chura liya hai…..
Nurse: Chal hat kyun jooth bolta hai “Humne Toh Teri Kidney Churai Hai”
Patient: Doctor mujhe bhoolne ki bimari hai…. Please kuch ilaaz bataiye
Doctor: Aapko yeh bimari kab se hai…..
Patient: Kaunsi Bimari ??
Two friends were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked,”Why are you crying?”
The first one replied, “I came here for blood test.”
Second one asked, “So, are you afraid?”
First one replied, “No, not that during the blood test they cut my finger.”
Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, “Why are you crying?”
The other replied, “I have come for my urine test.”
Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Naman: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Naman: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe