In college two friends were attending lecture and it was so boring…
Friend 1: Hey friend it`s so boring, even my bum has fallen asleep.
Friend 2: I know dear, I heard it snoring 3 times.
I asked to god why my friend is so sweet so Bequtiful, So kind hearted, So Gorgeous?He said Ye Sangat ka asar hai, jaise tum vaise tumhara dost.
Promize me we r true frnds
I am lamp u r light
I am Coke u r Sprite
I am Sawan u r badal
I am Normal u r Pagal
I am Water u r Tanki
I am Tarzan u r Monkey
You know a gud friend is like a gud bra… hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart….. HELLO MY GUD BRA
Dear: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck forever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!