Short Double Meaning Sms Jokes

99 Saal Ka Ek Buddha Medical Store Gaya Aur Bola….
Bhai Takat(Double Meaning Andaaz Main) Ki Goli Dena….Aur Yeh Bhi Batao Leni Kaise hai?

Shopkeeper Ne Buddhey Ko Uppar Se Niche Tak Dekha Aur Bola ” Baba Tulsi Aur Gangajal Ke Saath Le Lena ”

————

Girl Updated Her Facebook Status To
“Hurray, I Hav Got My Period”

50 “Likes” By Guys

20 Commented “Thank God”

————

Sales Target & Pressure In Insurance Companies

Company ka sales executive toilet gaya,

Andar jaakar jor lagana shuru kiya,

Wall pe notice laga tha….

ITNA JOR Sales Pe Deta Toh TARGET Pura Ho Jaata !!