Ek Sharabi Dusre Sharabi Se Bolta hai, Marne Ke Baad Tum Swarg Jaana Pasand karoge Ya Nark.
Doosra Sharabi: Tumhe Jahan Accha Lage Chale Jaana.
Pehla Sharabi: Mujhe Daru Peene Ke Baad Kahin Aana Jaana accha Nahi Lagta.
Husband Shayrana Andaz Mein: Jab Hum Peete They Tab Itni Pee Ki Mehkhaney Tak Ujad Gaye…. Aaj Jab Tumne Aankho Se Pilayi Hai Toh Humne Peena Chod Diya…
Wife (Gusse Se): Jyada Maska Mat Lagao Samjhe, Mujhe Pata Hai Aaj Dry Day Hai…
Once Pappu goes to a chandni beer bar….to drink and watch cabre dance..
His mom gets angry & asks him: Did you see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Pappu: Yes mom, I saw dad there!
A DOCTOR advised Pappu who was a heavy drunker, ‘Pappu, whenever the urge to drink overtakes you, say to yourself — I will not drink, I will not drink, I will not drink….’
‘That won’t help, Doctor,’ replied Pappu, because I always lie to myself.’
Wife: Woh Sharabi dekh rahey ho, maine 2 saal pehle usko shaadi se inkaar kar diya tha dekho aaj tak daru pee raha hai……
Husband: Kya baat hai, Itna Lamba Celebration !!