Funny Thief And Police

2 thief’s were busy in a robbery….Suddenly police came out of building !!

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

Funny Indian Court

Ek din Court mein Judge ne ek mujrim ko sajaa sunaate huye kaha, “Iske dono kaan kaat diye jaye.”

Mujrim ne bahoot ghabrate huey kaha, “Rahem karo my baap, kaan kaat lenge toh main andha ho jaonga.”

Judge ne ascharya se poocha kaan kaatne se andhe kaise hoge, mujrim ne kaha ….

“My baap kaan kaat lenge toh main chashma kahan lagaunga.”

Is Your Husband There

The sheriff of a small town was also the town’s animal Vet. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?"  "Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?" the wife asked. "Both!" was the reply. "We can’t get our dog’s mouth open, and there’s a burglar in it."

Wife Ran Away With A Cop

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can’t escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It’s been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I’ll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"