Funny Bollywood Jokes
Boy: I am not handsome like Salman Khan,
I don’t even have body like Salman Khan.
But I really love you!
Girl : I love you too, but tell me more about Salman Khan.
Bhaiya G smile
Bollywood Breaking News:
Katrina Kaif Is Being Hospitalized b’coz sucide attempt.
Watch Aaj Tak
Reason: He Proposed me n i said ” NO ”
Funny Girl Crazy About Me…..
In case there is a break off between Saif Ali Khan and Kareena Kapoor, Saif will have his new tattoo changed to guess what?
Best Joke Of Year 2011
Pappu To His Friend: Tell Me “Who was the first Indian to use 4G”?
Friend: No Doubt It’s Rajnikant
Pappu: Har baar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar….It`s Anil Kapoor. aG oG lo G suno G.
Reporter: “What is your qualification?”
Rakhi Sawant: “Zyaada Nahi.. Bas Inter-Course Kiya Hai…!!“
Once Rakhi goes to Insurance Office
Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.
Insurance Agent: Sorry Madam, We do not insure Public Property.
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