The beautiful personal secretary came angrily out of boss cabin…
One of her friend asked what happened dear…..
Secretary: Boss asked, are you free tonight ??
I said for you I am always free…..and that stupid gave me some pages to type !
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary in Office.
He shouted at him, “Is this what I pay you for?”
The manager replied: “No, sir, this I do free of charge.”
Favorite Games At Office
Executives And Staff – Football
Middle Level Managers – Tennis
Top Level Managers – Golf
As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce in size.
After few weeks a young man had been hired, he was called into the boss cabin. ‘What is the meaning of this?’ the boss asked. ‘When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years relevant experience in the same nature of job. Now we find out this is the first job you’ve ever held.’
‘Well boss,’ the young man replied, ‘in your job advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.’
>>"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
>>A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
>>Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
>>Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
>>Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.