Funny  Short Jokes Sms On Dost In Hindi Language.

Pappu:Yaar Chintu, Pehle Tumhare Ghar Naukrani Thi, Jo Kapde Dhoya Karti Thi, Aaj Tum Kapde Dho Rahe Ho, Naukrani Kahan Gayi?
Chintu: Yaar Maine Usse Shaadi Kar Li..

Ek Baar Ek Panditji Ko Ek Mataji Ne Bhojan Jeemne Ke Liye Bulaya, Unhe Papad Bahut Pasand The.Mataji Ne Saari Tyaari Karke Khana Alag Rakh Diya Aur Papad Upar Ki Side Rakh Diye.Jab Panditji Aaye to Mataji Ne Acchi Tarah Khana Parosa, par papad rakhna bhool gayi.par pandit ji ne papad dekh liya tha unka man to papadon main atka tha.Par Bolne Main Sharm Aa Rahi Thi.To unhone Tarkeeb lagai Aur Kaha, Mata Jab Main Yahan Aa Raha Tha To Itna bada Saanp Mere Saamne Aa Gaya, Uski Lambai Meri Thali Se Lekar Un Papadon Tak Hogi.Is Tarah Pandit Ji Papad Khane Main Safal Hue.aaya na maja..

Pappu Chintu Se: Maine Apni BIwi Ko B.Ed Karaya,M.Ed Karai. Fir Sarkari naukri Lagwai Ab Kya Karoon
Chintu: Ab Esa Karo, Uski Shaadi Karwa Do.

Funny Cricket Jokes And Sms In Hindi

Ek Baar India Pakistan Cricket Match Live Aa Raha Tha.Lekin Usi Din Ek Pati Ne Apni Patni Ko Ghumane Ka Promise Kiya Tha, Lekin End Time Par Usne Mana Kar Diya, Tab Patni Akeli Bahar Ghoomne Chali gayi Aur Pati Bhi Match Nahi Dekh Paya Batao Kaise??
Answer Is: Patni Remote Lekar Chali Gayi Thi.

I Know You Don’t Study a Bit In This Entire Year.I Know If You Will Get Pass, Then There Is Any Night’s Dream Of Mine.Even There Is My Responsibility For Wishing You Good Luck For Exams.