Indian Software Engineer Son Bholu Was Singing Songs Loudly In Class!
A Boy Said: Stand Up? Who are you?
Bholu: First Tell Me, Who are you?
Boy: I Am Monitor Of This Class?
Bholu: Then I Am Multimedia Speaker !!
If Chemical Engineer Start Making Films, Movies Names Will Be
- REACTION To Hona Hi Tha
- Dil To Acid Ha
- Kabi ORGANIC Kabi INORGANIC
- Kaho Na SULPHURIC ACID Hai
- FILTERATION Ho Na Ho
Collection of One Liners(Line) Jokes On Engineers
A scientist can discover a new star, but he cannot make one. He would have to ask an engineer to do that.
Electrical Engi…. do it with less resistance.
Electrical Engineers do it with more power and at higher frequency.
Eng…: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.
When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don’t throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engin…..
One day three Indian engineers, a mechanical engineer, an electronics engineer, and a software engineer are in a car that breaks down.
The mechanical engineer says: “Maybe it’s a stuck valve”.
The electronic engineer says: ”Maybe the wiring problem”.
The software engineer says: ”I know. Let’s all get out and get back in again, and see if that fixes it’
Civil Engineer Jokes
Father: Son, Tell me what is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Son: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.